Hi, I'm Magda! I think we're all agreed that no matter how kick-ass this planet is, it could still be better.
So... what would make this world a better place?
Me, I'm voting for a phsyical inability to carry knives unless you're in a kitchen, and also for a greater variety of cookie cutter shapes. I want biscuits shaped like palm trees, please...
i like ms laura's responses. i've been giving this thought, and if there were a way to make every piece of brownie a corner piece, i think i could die happy. i'd also appreciate it if clothes never deteriorated or suffered moth bites. I'd like to see some way, way retro victorian or flapper gear at salvation army. but then, there wouldn't need to be any salvation armies, cause we certainly should eliminate the need for money!
hahahaha...im even afraid to carry a knife in the kitchen i have a tendancy to hurt myself...i have a friend who carries one around for protection cause she doesnt drive...she told me to carry it blade side up so if she pulls it out and someone tries to slap it out of her hand...well ouch...i think that customer service should be a required course in high school...serving...retail...ect...then maybe some people may have a little more empathy towards their devoted service industry worker...btw...i just had a brownie and it was a middle piece...:(...and bartering is the way to go...
hello everybody!
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Hmmm. If we're just talking strictly about the well-being of the planet, I'd probably have to vote for removing humans altogether....
However, I really do like it here....
So how about getting rid of organized religion? or maybe meth?
Those are in my opinion the two greatest plagues on humanity in our lifetime.
And y'all can just give me your middle pieces of brownie-- I can't stand corner pieces!!!
Permalink Reply by Nat on March 26, 2008 at 5:26pm
People no gossiping about other people would make the world a better place. Seriously, things like this, "She's ugly. She's fat. Her nose is big. What the fuck is she wearing (unless of course the outfit is offensive)..." Another thing is to try and be polite when you talk to someone, especially someone you don't know at all. Some bitch told me the other day as I was waiting for a parking spot, "you're blocking this entire entrance!" She did not know me and evidentlaly did not know I'll beat someone if I have to (I live on South Beach. This is no Beverly Hills, CA. People out here are tough.) I yelled back at her and her boyfriend just shrugged his shoulders as if to say, "don't mess with her, honey." Seriously, all she had to do was approach me like I am a human being with feelings, and not a plastic dummy to be yelled at and beat around. Some people are decent, many are not, nor do they give a shi* to know the meaning of the word.
I completely agree. I think the world would be much nicer if people knew the word respect and then knew what it meant and then practiced it towards eveybody.....I also think that free health care would be awsome.....I must say that my brownie vote is for the middle...corners can get to crusty....
I agree with this too..half the time when people are gossiping, it's only jealousy anyway..but sensitive people can really lose their self confidence/esteem..and those sort of things are hard to attain back..
UGH and being polite..I wish there was such a thing anymore ^_^
If eating steak every day didn't give you a coronary....
Being able to drink as much red wine as I wanted without getting too drunk...
No food allergies would also be pretty amazing. I miss cheese doritos :(